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Embassy of the dead / Will Mabbitt.

Mabbitt, Will, (author.). Heller, Johnny, (narrator.).

Summary:

Jake Green is dead. Or he might as well be when he mistakenly accepts a package from the Embassy of the Dead in this hilarious adventure of the afterlife.

Record details

  • ISBN: 9781662033285
  • ISBN: 1662033281
  • Physical Description: 4 audio discs (approximately 242 min.) ; 4 3/4 in.
  • Edition: Unabridged.
  • Publisher: Holland, OH : Dreamscape Media, LLC, [2020]

Content descriptions

General Note:
Title from web page.
Participant or Performer Note:
Read by Johnny Heller.
Subject: Grim Reaper (Symbolic character) > Juvenile fiction.
Dead > Juvenile fiction.
Poltergeists > Juvenile fiction.
Psychic ability > Juvenile fiction.
Genre: Children's audiobooks.
Audiobooks.
Humorous fiction.
Ghost stories.
Action and adventure fiction.

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  • 1 of 1 copy available at Missouri Evergreen. (Show)
  • 1 of 1 copy available at Jefferson County.

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Location Call Number / Copy Notes Barcode Shelving Location Status Due Date
Jefferson County Library-Windsor JAUDIO MABBITT EMBASSY 1 (Text) 30200123070849 Juvenile Audio Available -

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Embassy of the Dead
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Embassy of the Dead

The Box Present Day Jake Green was definitely alive. He was alive when he woke up, he was alive all day at school, and he was currently still alive as he trudged his way home through the little village of Elmbury. Being alive was something Jake took for granted. For as long as he could remember, he had always been that way. Jake found being alive quite easy. All you needed to do was not die--and so far, for Jake, that had come naturally. He turned to head up the dark alleyway that cut between the high flint wall and the back of a row of houses. Jake didn't normally come this way--like a lot of the living, he associated darkness with danger. But it was a shortcut, and the late-October sun was already low in the sky, and he was eager to get home. Jake's phone beeped. He unbuttoned the pocket of his coat and reached inside. It was a message from Sab, his best friend. If Jake was honest, the job of being his best friend wasn't a highly sought-after one, but they'd found a common interest in playing computer games and a common disinterest in studying. They had a mutual respect for each other, too. Sometimes that was all you needed. Jake opened the text. Ready for tomorrow, freak? It was the sort of message that was typical of Sab. He was talking about their school trip: three days away from home. It sounded all right when you said it like that. But three days studying rock formations didn't sound quite as fun. Still, Jake was looking forward to the trip. It would be good to get away from what Sab called his "Mom and Dad situation." It was the only thing Sab didn't make jokes about. Sab knew what it was like. His parents had split up, too. It wasn't a common interest as such. More of a shared affliction. Given how things were at home, Jake had jumped at the chance to get away for a while. His suitcase was packed and ready to go, waiting in the spare room at his dad's place. He typed his reply: Yup Then, as an afterthought, he added: Freak It was the little details that made their friendship work. The phone beeped again. How's it going? Love you. Dad xx Jake rolled his eyes. Dad signed all his messages like that. Like he was writing a postcard or something. As though he thought Jake wouldn't know who they were from. To say Dad hadn't kept up with the forward progress of mobile technology was an understatement. He preferred old-fashioned things, like his camper van. In Jake's opinion, Dad buying the van was when things had started to go wrong. He typed a reply: You'd know if you still lived with us Jake's thumb hovered over the send icon, but he knew he wouldn't tap it. He returned the phone to his pocket. There was a quiet rustling sound in the bush. Jake paused as a cat emerged from the shadows. "Hello, cat," said Jake. He'd always wanted a pet, but Mom was too busy to look after one, and Dad . . . well, Dad probably wasn't responsible enough to have a pet. Jake squatted down and reached out to stroke the cat behind the ears, but it suddenly arched its back and hissed. "It's OK, cat . . ." He moved his hand out of scratching range, then stopped. He looked at the cat. It wasn't hissing at him. It was hissing at something behind him. A chill swept over Jake's body. He had a strange feeling that someone was there. Taking a deep breath, he slowly stood up and turned around. The alleyway was empty. He breathed out heavily. "Weird cat," he muttered, turning around to continue on his way. But the words caught in his throat, hindered by the fact that he could not close his mouth. Where once the alleyway ahead had been clear, now a man--tall, thin, and stooping--stood within touching distance, blocking Jake's path. A top hat added to the man's already looming height, and a tattered black coat flapped behind him in a sudden, cold breeze. To Jake he seemed the very picture of what an undertaker should look like, which was a) solemn and b) wrinkly. The man inspected Jake through small, baggy eyes perched closely together over a beak-like nose that, along with his flapping coat and long, thin legs, gave him the appearance of some kind of sinister wading bird. The man took a pocket watch from his waistcoat and inspected it. He frowned and placed the timepiece back in his pocket. "Good morning," he said in a deep voice. Jake blinked. It was the afternoon--maybe even the evening--though he wasn't too sure where one officially ended and the other began. He looked up at the darkening sky. Even if it were morning, it couldn't by any stretch of the imagination be referred to as a good one. He didn't know how to reply, and he definitely didn't want to start a conversation about the correct greeting to use when a person looms out of the shadows to surprise a child in a dark alleyway. "Er . . . yup. Good morning," he croaked, slowly edging backward, tightening his frightened, sweaty grip on his phone. The man removed his hat to reveal thinning gray hair and a wrinkled brow. He tucked the hat beneath a long arm. Some dirt fell from the brim. "You be a little early, but I appreciate punctuality. Pleased to be making your acquaintance," he said, not looking particularly pleased. "The name's Stiffkey, but I'm sure you already know that." He peered at Jake through narrowing eyes. "I've a package for you." The man reached into the dark folds of his coat and retrieved a clipboard and pen that he handed to Jake. Jake stared at a form on the clipboard, his brain refusing to read what his eyes could see. "You can just mark it with an X," said the man sternly, "if you ain't been sufficiently schooled to read or write." He pointed a long gray finger to a space for a signature. "Although that would be highly irregular for someone of your position." Jake unhooked the pen. He was standing in a dark alley with the sort of man the phrase I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley was invented for. It was probably best to skip to the end of the form as quickly as possible. He signed his name in an elaborate swirl of letters and loops that was illegible but looked cool. He'd been practicing for when he eventually became famous for something. He blew on the ink and handed the clipboard back to Stiffkey. Stiffkey looked at Jake over the top of the clipboard. "A mere child," he said, sighing. "No good will come of this . . ." He shook his head slowly and replaced the clipboard in his coat. "But no good ever comes from the living meeting the dead." Jake might not have put much effort into staying alive so far, but right now, he was conscious of definitely wanting to remain that way. He took a cautious step backward, preparing to run. Stiffkey stepped forward, stooping until his eyes were inches from Jake's. Once more, he reached into the deep folds of his coat and removed something--a small package wrapped in brown paper and tied neatly with twine. He pressed it into Jake's hands. It was surprisingly heavy. Jake blinked and looked up at Stiffkey, unsure of what to do next. Stiffkey's mouth formed a tight smile, almost a grimace, and he breathed in deeply through his nose and then out again. "I know you will protect the box and carry out the Embassy's orders. To be unburdened of the damned thing after all this time is a relief, and I don't mind admitting it. Good luck." He jammed the top hat back on his head and, starting from the hands and nose and working slowly inward, faded into nothingness, until only a neat pile of freshly dug earth remained. Jake blinked again. "Goodbye, Stiffkey," he said quietly, and shook his head in disbelief. I've just seen a ghost! Excerpted from Embassy of the Dead by Will Mabbitt All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.

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